On my last day at work I asked colleagues and friends to each make a prediction about my upcoming adventure. The responses I received were... well... mixed.
This post contains some of my favourites.
This post contains some of my favourites.
Some of the predictions will without doubt come true:
Sue McManus: You will deffo get a 'twat' tan
Keeley Cooper: You will get the shits really bad
Maria Snell: You will regret not listening to me about applying sunscreen
Natasha Johnston: You will have at least three nights you have no memory of
Some of the predictions I very much hope do come true:
Jo Hope: You will meet the man on your dreams in Brazil. He will be European. His name will begin with the letter 'C'
Fiona Baker: You will encounter something infectious! Hopefully laughter!
Sam Stapleton: You will find your husband! (hopefully he doesn't lick your nipples as good as me though)
Jessica Smith: You will be ready to settle down when you (eventually) come home
Whereas some I hope do not:
Anne Florey: You will become the love bitch of a Colombian drug lord
Hannah Keightley: You will get spit roasted whilst wearing a sombrero
Jo Hope: You will get gang raped in Venezuela by a drug cartel
And then there were those which were just... well a little bit random:
Naomi Oxborough: You will grope a massive pair of knockers
Emily Rossiter: You will 100% let a random Mexican lick your nipples
Natasha Johnston: You will have sex with more than one person at the same time
Natasha Johnston: You will get a crazy tattoo
Do you have your own prediction for me? Comment below and let me know :p